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nudityandnerdery:

David Wenham is the anti-Sean Bean.

Your dad sends you off in a hopeless battle against an overwhelming number of orcs?

Don’t die.

Hugh Jackman drags you along to fight vampires in Transylvania?

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Don’t die.

Join a suicide mission to stop the Persian army for Sparta?

Don’t die.

I”m not sure that guy can be killed.

(via the-ravenclaw-lannister)

prussiancancer:

korraphilia:

What could have been. 

dont

ever

do this

again

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(Source: bigbryan, via xxlunaticpsychoxx)

Link’s Evolution (1986 - 2013)

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we-are-his-army:

flipphones:

do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts

I had to walk to another room

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frickstiel:

theannieplanet:

brolinstolemyheart:

misha-in-the-tardis-at221b:

the-angels-take-asgard:

iamafrayedknot:

iamafrayedknot:

iamafrayedknot:

imagine a dragon trying to blow up balloons but they keep setting on fire

it’s really sad

also imagine it trying to blow out the candles on its birthday cake

their birthdays must be awful

imagine dragons

i’m waking up

to ash and dust

I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust

im breathing in the chemicals

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ohmygil:

vincevale:

ohmygil:

I can’t pick which one I like the most

Read the URLs of the rap defenders though… Seriously? Drugdoer?

yes bc the name “drugdoer” invalidates all opinions on rap.

they don’t do drugs anywhere else

DJ please. Pick up your phone. I wanna make a request-ah

mu5icliz:

thoki4ever:

bromance-enthusiast:

heyfunniest:

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.

“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”

LMFAO

Oh my god i’m crying

ivegottobethere:

ima-ho-ho-ho:

rneerkat:

snapfox:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

it becomes daytrogen

I’m going to bed.

good nitrogen

sleep tightrogen

don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

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sniffling:

a formidable opponent

(Source: hornystagram, via gingy-gingy)